Fatboy Slim’s ‘Wipe Here, Wipe Now’ Toilet Paper – The Festival Stunt That Stole the Show

When Fatboy Slim rolled into Glastonbury Festival armed with his own personalised toilet paper, festival-goers knew they were in for something special. Transforming his legendary track Right Here, Right Now into “Wipe Here, Wipe Now”, the DJ turned toilet rolls into must-have festival merch—proving that even the most unexpected items can become an icon.

At Toilet Face, we’re keeping that energy alive by offering fully personalised toilet paper, so you can create your own hilarious, high-quality custom loo rolls—whether for a festival, a party, or just for the fun of it.

Fatboy Slim’s Glastonbury Stunt: A Roll of Genius

Glastonbury is famous for unforgettable performances, but few could have predicted that toilet paper would be one of the festival’s biggest talking points.

Fatboy Slim brought hundreds of customised loo rolls, designed in his signature black and yellow, featuring his Smiley face logo and the bold words “Wipe Here, Wipe Now”. It was a playful, unexpected nod to his 1998 hit, and festival-goers loved it.

The moment proved that toilet paper doesn’t have to be boring—it can be funny, iconic, and even a collector’s item.

Personalised Toilet Paper: The Ultimate Festival Essential

Fatboy Slim’s Glastonbury stunt set the trend, but now it’s your turn. Whether you’re gearing up for Glastonbury, Reading, Leeds, or any other festival, personalised toilet paper is the perfect way to stand out from the crowd.

✔️ Never get caught short – Festival toilets are unpredictable, so bring your own!
✔️ Make your tent legendary – Custom rolls make great camping conversation starters
✔️ Prank your mates – The funniest way to surprise festival friends
✔️ Eco-friendly – FSC-certified, recycled paper printed with vegan inks

It’s a festival must-have with a hilarious twist—because who said toilet time has to be boring?

Beyond Festivals: Custom Loo Rolls for Any Occasion

Fatboy Slim might have changed the game for festival toilet paper, but Toilet Face is taking things even further. Our personalised rolls are perfect for any occasion:

🎉 Stag & Hen Dos – The ultimate party gag gift
🎂 Birthdays – A joke they’ll actually use
💔 Breakups – Because some people belong in the toilet
🤣 Office Pranks – The perfect way to lighten the mood

With Toilet Face, you can add photos, funny slogans, or any custom message to create a one-of-a-kind loo roll—because nothing makes a statement like personalised toilet paper.

Wipe Here, Wipe Now – Get Your Own Custom Toilet Paper!

Fatboy Slim made toilet paper cool, and now you can too. Whether you’re planning a festival trip, a party, or a hilarious surprise, Toilet Face has got you covered.

🔥 Order your personalised toilet paper today and make every wipe legendary!